oh god the rape fog is back!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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