My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
