singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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