i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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