I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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