Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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