Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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