I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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