Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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