google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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