No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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