is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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