we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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