He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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