So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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