Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
