I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
