True but thats because hes a fetus.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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