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(804): View more from Virginia

I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least

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(614): View more from Ohio

He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick

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(618): View more from Illinois

So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.

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(205): View more from Alabama

$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level

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(518): View more from New York

Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?

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(231): View more from Michigan

My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....

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(760): View more from California

I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.

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