As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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