we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
