Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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