I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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