is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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