you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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