Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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