sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
His nipple licking is glorious
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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