Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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