I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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