can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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