Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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