It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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