What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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