Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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