i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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