Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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