Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
there's paper in my vomit.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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