Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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