lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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