i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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