i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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