She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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