actually, I'm a sock model
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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