Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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