So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Buhtt sex?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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