this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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