the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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