the new term for farting is butt boxing.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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