No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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