What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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