and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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