I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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