OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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