i think my mom watched the whole time
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Your penis caused this!
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