shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
