iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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