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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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