Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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