The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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